Braces

So...

I have braces. Tis definitely a weird feeling. My mouth is slowly and inexorably being reshaped by dental technology. Madness I tell you! I have the Invisalign braces, which is nice. There is no metal in my mouth, and I they are completely transparent so I can covertly wear my braces and no one will be the wiser. (I think I have successfully voided this particular attribute of said braces after letting the world know about their existence via the interwebs)

I'll try and give braces updates from time to time as I progress through my treatment plan.

Wait, no I won't. If updates on my orthodontry is all I have to write about I'll just watch 30 Rock or Office reruns on my laptop and leave my handful of readers alone.

Anyway. Today is braces day. Let it be known throughout the world.